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This series is based off of a real-life incident in college. Instead of a walking stick, it was my friend Jeff's iguana. He (the iguana) wasn't moving. It also had this swelling on it's face, like it took up chewing tobacco or something. Both Mike and I tried to convince Jeff that his iguana had died, even though the iguana was perched upon a stick. It hadn't fallen over or anything. It just wasn't moving, blinking, or breathing. Pretty much what one would expect in a living animal. Jeff kept explaining that iguanas don't really move around that much and he (the iguana) was just fine.

So three days later I was hanging out in their apartment and Jeff walks in. "Hey guys -- I think my iguana is dead."

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